can i major in harry potter


"Some women are lost in the fire. Some women are built from it."


when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors


If life were to suddenly get fair, I doubt it would happen in high school.

  • me: i love [favorite fictional character] so much
  • friend: ok
  • me: no you dont understand

  • Janelle Pierzina: "GOLD DIGGING BITCH"
  • Big Brother fans: "omfg lol i luv janelle so much"
  • Britney Haynes: "I vote to evict tequila, vomit, and hundred dollar bills. Rachel."
  • Big Brother fans: "LOL britney ur so funny"
  • Zach Rance: "All my energy is going toward ruining Victoria's life. I hate her with a passion. Every time I turn around she's fucking staring at me with these ugly disgusting eyes."
  • Big Brother fans: "LOL zach is so cute i ship zankie so hard"
  • Christine Brecht: *exists*
  • Big Brother fans: "Christine's an ugly hypocrite bitch piece of shit i fucking hate her"

Audrey Hepburn in Roman Holiday (1953)
Audrey Hepburn in Roman Holiday (1953)

favourite btvs speecheswhistler (becoming part one).


a true floridian picnic is publix subs in your car because it’s too hot to eat outside


I definitely feel better knowing that he is guarding our galaxy 


'Don't you ever tame your demons, Always keep them on leash' - Arsonists Lullaby by Hozier